It's been such a long time since I wrote about Mato.
My son has been such a koo-lit son, as he have questions for everything and comes up with his own answer when he is not satisfied with yours.

Case # 1:
Matthew (M): “Tita Abigail, bakit yung pitoy ko tumatayo tapos nisasarap ako?”
(How are you going to answer that huh?)
Abbie tries to ignore him
M: “Tita, bakit yung pitoy ni Daddy naiiba itsura, nagaganito?” (pulls pitoy skin to reveal head)
Abbie laughs.
Abbie: “Kasi pag grown up, puputol ung pitoy mo onti ni Lolo Bodgie (he's a doctor), ganun yun”
M: “Hindi, puputul ni Lolo Bodgie un kasi para lalaki.”

Case # 2:
While sleeping, I woke up to find my son touching my breasts.
Me: “Matthew, what are you doing?”
M: “Masarap eh.” *sheepish grin*
M: “Mommy, totoo ba nung baby ako nagmimilk ako sa dodo mo?”
Me: “Opo.”
M: “Bakit?”
Me: “Kasi kelangan mo milk ni Mommy para ma grow up ka healthy and strong.”
M: “Gusto ko ng milk.” *sheepish grin*
Me: “Hindi ka na baby eh, pang baby lang yung dodo. Pag big boy ka na, sa glass na, diba?” (Manang mana sa ama!)

Case # 3:
M: “Mommy, bakit di kita pwede i-kiss ng ganito? (Makes nguso like making dodo in a milk), ganito lang (gives me a peck)?”
Me: “San mo nakita yun?”
M: “Yung ganito (makes that face again), parang nagdodo.”
Me: “San mo nga nakita yun?”
M: “Sa TV. Pag grown up lang ba yun?”
Me: “Opo.”

(How will I ever explain sex to this kid? Up to now, he believes he came out literally thru my tummy that's the reason why I'm so “chaba0chaba”! ROFL)

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